What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : Tea ?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

What is the reason for the high number of stray dogs in Thailand? What measures are being taken to address this issue?

Me : Sure.

Me : I don't drink

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

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Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

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Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me : No

Me : Thank you.

Is it possible to permanently quit pornography?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

One day, I happened to walk past where my crush was with friends. Then all of a sudden they start laughing, and someone maybe him, goes "freaking (my name) with her freaking hair!" Can anyone offer insights into this? We're in middle school.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Have you experimented with bestiality?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

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He : So, are you seeing someone?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

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He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He : Then let's have some coffee

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Why are people nowadays so into anal sex?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

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He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

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Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Me : Because it's month of August.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : I'm 24.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.